Coronavirus: Keep the Beaches Open
"Yes, he REPUDIATED, he FORESWORE and he ABROGATED all these silly regulations on health and safety and declared that the people should SWIM! SWIM!"
"Now, I accept that as a result, some small children were eaten by a shark."But how much more pleasure did the MAJORITY get from those beaches as a result of the boldness of the Mayor in Jaws?"
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."