- Because I am The Lovable And Great Mogambo (TLAGM), earthling female;
- It was for a pair of golf shoe inserts that were supposed to cure my slice and add ten yards to my drive; and, of course
"The big economic number of the day is inflation – up 0.2% last month, according to the government's consumer price index. Year over year, the index registers no change at all."
"As always, any resemblance to your own cost of living is purely coincidental. The real-world inflation rate as calculated by John Williams at ShadowStats has hovered near 7.5% all year."