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Captain's Log: Star-Date Jan. A.D. 09

The way to make profits on this strange, watery planet...

WE HAVE LANDED on a strange and wonderful watery planet – the third planet in orbit around a minor star in the Milky Way, writes Bill Bonner of The Daily Reckoning.

Well, they say it is watery planet. Where we are, a place called London, it is icy. But the locals say it warms up and the ice melts in time. We're suspicious; maybe it's just hype to attract tourists.

But what is strange about this planet is that its inhabitants all seem to play a game of make-believe. They all agree to believe things that every one of them knows is untrue. What is wonderful about it is that it seems so easy to make money here; there's a fool on every corner just waiting for the chance to get rid of his wealth.

Recently, the race that inhabits this planet believed that their lodges and living quarters would become more and more valuable – even though it was obvious that their houses deteriorated every day, as a consequence of solar radiation, wind erosion, liquor spilt on the carpets and other natural phenomenon. Then, on the back of this remarkable delusion, they built an entire world economy...including extravagantly complex financial instruments which the wisest among them called "weapons of mass financial destruction."

Someone seems to have cut the power to that illusion a few months ago, so now they are taking up a new one: that if people are given more pieces of green paper they will all be richer. Today's press – the means by which delusions are shared and propagated here on Earth – tells us that the government of this world's richest nation, called the United States of America, is planning a "stimulus package" of something on the order of $1 trillion.

What's the package expected to stimulate? The idea is to get more of these pieces of paper into citizens' hands, so that they will be encouraged to act as though they were wealthier. It doesn't seem to bother anyone that the source of the misery of which so many now complain was the fact that, in the past, so many acted so much wealthier than they really were. Nor does it seem to disturb the collective fantasy that this stimulus plan is being created, more or less, by the same class of people who neither saw anything wrong with the last fantasy nor mentioned to anyone that it was going to collapse.

"Hopes pinned on rate cuts and fiscal packages," says the headline in the Financial Times, a leading source of financial hallucination. It explains how the aforementioned US government intends to cut taxes in order to put those aforementioned pieces of green paper into consumers' hands. Further in the paper, another headline – "Reports of $300 billion Obama tax cuts lift mood" – tells us that the public is getting in the spirit of the new fantasy even before it is officially launched.

"Optimism about central bank and government efforts to revive the global economy helped improve investor risk appetite yesterday," continues the article. "Fed Officials Endorse Big Stimulus to Battle US Recession," adds another source – Bloomberg.

What a marvelous place! Every day is magic on this planet. Every day is a new day...with no memory of what happened the day before...nor any thought to what will happen tomorrow. People are ready to believe whatever makes their day more matter how absurd.

Anyone who bothered to think about this 'bailout' plan for two seconds could see that it is a hoax and a scam. Those pieces of paper are not really wealth...they merely represent wealth. But since the US government has no wealth in reserve – indeed, it is famously borrowing to make ends meet already – it can only pass out wealth to one person by taking it from someone else. It talks of 'tax cuts'...but we have heard nothing of spending cuts. So the global consequence must be an increase in pieces of green paper – or let us say, demand for wealth – with no actual increase in wealth itself. It is just a shared illusion, in other words.

But we have to say too, after visiting this planet for a few weeks, we have fallen in love with it. We feel so superior. Almost everyone we talk to is a dope. Besides, where else in the universe is it so easy to make money? As you know, the easiest way to make above-market profits is to help the fools part company with their money. And what other planet has so many fools?

We paraphrase one of the smartest of the humans, George Soros, who puts it this way:

"The way to make profits is to find the premise that is wrong and bet against it."

As far as we can tell, almost every major premise is wrong...or at least the over-arching premise of this new post-bubble era is as loony as the one that preceded it. Just as you can't really get rich by borrowing and can't recover from a bust-up by borrowing and speculating more.

But heck, we don't make the rules down here on Planet Earth...we just try to have some fun with them. And making money seems so easy here...especially now. There are companies in the business of pulling valuable minerals out of the ground that you can buy for less than the resources they own, even at today's depressed prices. There are companies that drill and pump oil – still the major source of energy on Earth – you can buy now for only a couple times their annual profits.

In Germany and Japan – two of the most productive and competitive nations on the planet – companies sell for what would normally be bargain prices...significantly less than book value. And emerging markets can now be bought at giveaway prices; considering that these economies still expect rapid rates of growth over the next 10-20 years, these could turn out to be fortune-builders for the next generation.

One of the easiest, surest ways to make money now is to buy high yield corporate bonds and sell low-yield US Treasury bonds. Because when their last fantasy crashed, earthlings rushed to the apparent safety of US government debt, forsaking the debt of their private enterprises. This pushed the annual income paid on these bonds, called the yield, down to such low levels as had never been seen before...while yields on bonds rated C or worse rose over 30%.

Of course, we have no particular opinion on what these yields should be, but it seems very likely that the "spread" between the two debt classes – now at a 100-year high – will narrow. "If you're looking at junk bonds," says one earthling, Jim Paulsen of Wells Cap Management, "you have never had this kind of value before."

But while we are talking about the bonds, an even surer bet to us is that US government debt will decline in value. There is no theory that we know of that allows Treasury bonds to go up while the supply of them increases at such a rapid rate. Next year, the feds will borrow between $1.5 and $2 trillion – as much as 4 times the largest previous deficit in history. That means there will be a lot more US Treasury bonds offered for sale. This increased supply is bound to put downward pressure on bond prices.

And we're suspicious of those little green pieces of paper too. When you turn in a government bond, they give you green pieces of paper. But those are the same pieces of paper that they're handing out all over town. According to the only theory we know, as supply increases – ceteris paribus – prices decrease. In this case, as they increase the number of those pieces of paper each one represents less and less wealth. The more pieces of green paper, the less each one is worth, in other words. And as we understand the earthling's current delusion, they will intentionally increase the number of pieces of green paper until they go down in value.

Yes, that is the purpose too, not only to put more "money" in consumers' hands...but to put out so many pieces of green paper that they go down in value. Why? Because they want to make sure consumers won't be tempted to save them. Weird, huh? But it's just another peculiar feature of the present dementia universalis here on Planet Earth; humans believe they will all be richer if people spend their money, rather than hold onto it. Of course, every one of them knows it isn't true; but they believe it anyway: that the more they consume their wealth the more wealth they will have.

Like we said: super weird.

But it leads us to an investment that – under the circumstances – seems like a no-brainer. The only thing that bothers us is that so many earthlings seem to favor it too. Since humans are so prone to error, it makes us question our own judgment.

"US Treasuries are my least favorite asset," says Mohamed El-Erian with Pimco. "My least favorite asset is US Treasury bills...and I don't like the Dollar either," say Tim Bond of Barclay's Capital. "Outside of a Treasury bond," adds the aforementioned Jim Paulsen, "it is a remarkably good time to buy risk assets."

Yet despite the agreement of these humans, we still think most of the species have seized onto a premise that is wrong – that Dollar-based US Treasury debt equals financial safety. How do you bet against that premise? Probably the easiest way is to buy a more traditional form of money – a metal which humans place at number 79 on their periodic table, a metal called Gold.

Believe it or not, over a long, long time, gold has been extremely reliable. An ounce of it buys about as much bread in A.D. 2009 as it did in A.D. 09. As this present delusion blows up, humans will probably turn back to Gold to protect their wealth.

As we said, the US government is determined – "Hell-bent!" some would say – to keep consumers spending those little green pieces of paper. They have a plan to bring this about at a cost of a trillion or so more of them. If this plan does what they hope it will do, prices will begin to rise. In fact, almost all asset classes will rise in price – especially Gold Investment. Shrewd investors will seek protection from inflation by Buying More Gold in 2009, causing the price of the yellow metal to rise.

If the plan fails to work, on the other hand, the feds will continue emitting pieces of green paper, which will eventually call into question the value of the paper itself. Either way, probably the surest bet on the blue planet is that the Gold Price will go up. How high? Who can say? But we will be very surprised if it doesn't at least equal – on an inflation-adjusted basis – its highest price ever, set in January of 1980. Then, it sold for $875. Adjust that price to today's consumer price level and you get a price over $2,400.

Readers of the Captain's Log who wish to take advantage of this terrestrial phenomenon should, therefore, Buy Gold. If you wish to increase your risk and costs for certain, and only perhaps your gains, you could buy with leverage. Either way, this will probably be the last bubble...the biggest bubble of our lifetimes. For gold bugs, it is now or never. Those who really want to go for broke should mortgage their old houses and sell their young children to raise extra cash.

This advice is free. Of course, it is worth no more than you paid for it. All we ask is that if it doesn't work out, please don't rub our noses in it. We'll feel bad enough already.

New York Times best-selling finance author Bill Bonner founded The Agora, a worldwide community for private researchers and publishers, in 1979. Financial analysts within the group exposed and predicted some of the world's biggest shifts since, starting with the fall of the Soviet Union back in the late 1980s, to the collapse of the Dot Com (2000) and then mortgage finance (2008) bubbles, and the election of President Trump (2016). Sharing his personal thoughts and opinions each day from 1999 in the globally successful Daily Reckoning and then his Diary of a Rogue Economist, Bonner now makes his views and ideas available alongside analysis from a small hand-picked team of specialists through Bonner Private Research.

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