Florida has no homes for sale – only mansions, estates, compounds, retreats and "palatial homes"...
"You can get wood. You can get brick. You can get stucco. Boy, can you get stucco."
- Groucho Marx
In FLORIDA'S LAND BOOM of the 1920s, promoter Carl G. Fisher hired a huge, lighted billboard in Times Square in New York, writes Bill Bonner in his Daily Reckoning.
It advertised that "It's June in Miami", a claim that was fraudulent 11/12ths of the year. Even in June, it was just too bad.
South Florida is now entering its fourth year of a property slump. Places sell for about half of what they brought three years ago. The retail building across the street is half empty. Signs are everywhere: "Office for rent...Ocean front lot for sale...Commercial space available." Here in Delray Beach, the sun is shining. The grass is growing. Waves caress the shore. But our hotel is nearly empty. Many restaurants on Atlantic Avenue are closed. The streets are so quiet the city seems like a ghost town. Then again, it's so hot and sweaty, even the ghosts wilt.
But the ghosts still talk:
"There was nothing languorous about the atmosphere of tropical Miami during that memorable summer and autumn of 1925," wrote Frederick Lewis Allen in 1931.
"The whole city had become one frenzied real-estate exchange. There were said to be 2,000 real-estate offices and 25,000 agents marketing house-lots or acreage...the city fathers had been forced to pass an ordinance forbidding the sale of property in the street, or even the showing of a map, to prevent inordinate traffic congestion."
The boom of the 1920s came to an end in 1926. Henry S.Villard reported what he saw two years later:
"Dead subdivisions line the highway, their pompous names half- obliterated on crumbling stucco gates. Lonely white-way lights stand guard over miles of cement side-walks, where grass and palmetto take the place of homes that were to be...Whole sections of outlying subdivisions are composed of unoccupied houses, past which one speeds on broad thoroughfares as if traversing a city in the grip of death."
For three years, Florida's property market died, even as the rest of the nation danced the charleston. It did not recover until after WWII, almost 20 years later.
And now, it is out of season once more in Florida. It may never be high season again.
There are no houses for sale here in Florida. They have all been replaced by mansions, estates, compounds, retreats, and most importantly, by 'homes'. A house is a tangible thing; its paint peels, its roof leaks, its a/c needs to be replaced. But a 'home' is an agreeable abstraction, and great is the local realtor's distaste for tangibility.
We find, for example, a "spectacular Palm Beach Estate Home," with a separate 2-bedroom oxymoron – a "guest home". It must be a house for guests who refuse to go home. Or perhaps a home for people who refuse to be guests.
Look for a home in the country, and you'll probably find one with a "dog home" in the back yard.
"This palatial home features over 20,000 square feet of living area," says a current listing. "Built with entertaining in mind, this home features 9 bars, 2 walk-in wine coolers, 3 outside grilling areas, a 75' pool surrounded by a 400' marble dock and patio...summer kitchen with complete with outdoor fireplace...no detail has been overlooked."
Well, maybe one detail. Who would want to pay $11.5 million for a jumped-up mock-Tuscan relic from the bubble era?
Even in the best of circumstances, a major property bust can take decades to fix. In Japan, property collapsed after the stock market bubble popped in '89. All around it, the world economy kept bubbling away. But Japanese property sank to the bottom anyway. Twenty years later, prices are still down as much as 80%.
The Hoover administration helpfully turned its back, neither causing the bubble of the '20s nor attempting to repair it. This week, Sheila Blair, chairwoman of the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation, admitted that the feds now are more involved. Too bad, again. Like Florida in June, government support is not always what it pretends to be.
"For 25 years federal policy has been primarily focused on promoting homeownership and promoting the availability of credit to home buyers," Ms. Bair said. She mentioned some of the many subsidies home buyers get, including the home mortgage interest deduction and the ability to deduct property taxes. She mentioned Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac too. Along with the other federal subsidies, the two agencies largely financed America's real estate bubble. Now, with their help it could be a long time before the market recovers. Maybe forever.
Fannie and Freddie stand behind $5.5 trillion worth of mortgages. More than $1 trillion of them were written during the height of the 2005-06 bubble. Those houses, many of them in Florida, are probably underwater now – worth less than the value of their mortgages. Most will go into default...leaving Fannie and Freddie, and indirectly the taxpayers, on the hook. The foreclosed properties will cause properties to sink deeper. And by the time the inventory is finally worked off, circumstances may have changed.
Buyers may look to Cuba, Nicaragua or the moon for their retirement havens...leaving Florida to the ghosts forever.
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