Notes from a Covid Victim's Diary
"In the first 21 days of March, the town recorded 1,000 per cent more deaths than in the whole of 2019."
"Would you like to know how many we handled so far in 2020? 1,090," he said.
"I would say to the House, as I said to those who have joined this government: 'I have nothing to offer butblood, toil, tears and sweatsome data from epidemiological models.'"We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many long months of struggle and of suffering. You ask, what is our policy? I can say: It is towage warbe safe,by seain shops,landrestaurants andairbuses, with all ourmightprecautions and with all thestrengthfear thatGodgovernment can give us; towage war againsthide from amonstrous tyrannymodest risk, neversurpassedpreviously a concern in the dark, lamentable catalogue ofhuman crimenanny statism."That is our policy. You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word: It isvictorysafety,victorysafety at all costs,victorysafety in spite of allterrorthe economic destruction,victorysafety, however long and hard the road may be; for withoutvictorysafety, there is nosurvivaljustification for bossing everyone about. Let that be realised; no survival for theBritish EmpireNHS, no survival for all that theBritish EmpireHealth and Safety Executive has stood for, no survival for the urge and impulse of the ages,that mankind will move forward towards its goalto report our neighbours to the authorities."But I take up my task withbuoyancy and hopeebbing confidence. I feel sure that ourcauseapp will notbe suffered to fail among menwork very well. At this time I feel entitled to claimthe aid of allbenefits, and I say, 'Come then, let us goforward togethernowherewithwithout ourunited strengthface masks.'"
Total government debt (Aug 2020) |
2,023,900,000,000 |
Annual deficit (10 year average, excluding 2020) |
-82,630,000,000 |
Number of UK Households |
27,600,000 |
Annual deficit per household (10 year average) |
-2,994 |
Percentage reduction in national debt sought |
0.50% |
Gross budget surplus required to achieve that reduction |
10,119,500,000 |
Household net contribution to achieve that reduction |
367 |
Necessary increase in annual taxation per household |
+3,360 |